Monster Mom

This morning I had an out of body experience. Kids were doing normal kid stuff, meanwhile I was showing a full set of venomous teeth. After watching my very ugly grumpy self from what felt like afar I would simmer down and try to “talk nice.” But My! That monster me is pretty big and stormy when it wants to be. My own time outs were just not cutting it today. I need to have the really nice, lovely, sweet, fun, wonderful me come back and re-inhabit this body and send monster mom far away.

Funny how I feel like I am watching myself act horribly and I end up saying, “Oh no! Don’t do that!” But it is like talking to a ridiculous character on the TV who who goes ahead and does just what everyone knows they should NOT.

Posted by on September 28th, 2011

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May 12, 2018 @ 3:28 pm

The Secret Service are NOT "glorified cops" they are actually glorified security guards. You are giving them too much credit. They don't do any real police work.

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May 12, 2018 @ 4:36 pm

Then I got really carried away and started thinking about writing a Happiness Manifesto and loads of cool resources. And how it also fitted so well with the stuff I’m doing with Give A Brick.

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June 3, 2023 @ 1:44 pm

Unfinished Wood

Full of It – Monster Mom

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June 3, 2023 @ 1:48 pm

Stone Wings

Full of It – Monster Mom

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March 16, 2024 @ 3:49 am

Your point of view caught my eye and was very interesting. Thanks. I have a question for you.

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